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Haunted Glory Hole
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8 Halloween Costumes That Will Have Your Friends Running Away in Embarrassment, Not Fear
Every social circle has one: that friend that just embarrasses themselves with their Halloween costume selection. If you can't think of the guy or gal in your friends group that leaves everyone shaking their head instead of shaking with fear, then it is most likely you who needs to wise up. Let it be known: if you dress as any of these things you should be judged and your friends should banish you until you do better next year. Trump Mask see above Nobody wants to be reminded of who is probably the worst person in the world. We know it's topical, but we don't want to be spending our Halloween evenings trying to chat up Trump or trying to shake a Trump trying to chat us up or even worse yet, grope us, cos ya know, that's cool.
Here's the thing about Halloween: I don't really care. Of all the holidays, it is by far the most righteous. There's no two ways about that.